PHS 012 | Nightmare in Nîmes

Report No.: PHS-012

Report Name: "Nightmare in Nîmes"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 01.23.2023, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 01.24.2023, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 43°56'20.6"N 4°52'26.0"E

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (3):

Vincent Capes - a human of Nîmes, Occitania, France

Thomas Barrière - a human of Nîmes, Occitania, France

Guigou Chenevier - a human of Avignon, Provence, France

2-  Protocol

The abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis. To procure these specimens, the Sombrero followed a route from Millau to Nimes to Avignon. 

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Algecow! - "Nu descendant un escalliet (pour Daniel Scalliet)" ]

[ Abductee 1: Vincent Capes ]

1. John Menoud - "THE HERMETIC HOME SONGS 7. Hot Cat & Horny Mouse, in desperate love (for Henri Mancini)"
2. Giallo Oscuro - "Tutti i colori della morte…al più profondo giallo"
3. John MENOUD - "Petite anatomie de la rupture"
4. Algecow! - "Réunion de famille (pour Monique et Sylvie Barrière)"

[ Abductee 2: Thomas Barrière ]

1. Thomas BARRIERE - "1 - Shemêhaza"
2. Yann LECOLLAIRE - "La Fuite"

[ Jarvis visits Arbouse Store in Nîmes ]

1. Nef - "Les portes"
2. Sulphura - "Only Decomposed"
3. Shub - "Valet Tournament"
4. Nef - "Fanfare de la mer"

[ Abductee 3: Guigou Chenevier ]

1. Etron Fou Leloublan - "L'amulette et le petit rabbin"
2. Guigouchenevier - "Pour en Finir"
3. Les Batteries - "Maksymenko"
4. Volapük - "Dunaj"
5. Buga Up - "Gym"
6. Guigouchenevier - "De l'Autre Côté du Miroir"

4-  Conclusions

Our excursion from Nimes to Avignon was rich with historic sights and diverse sounds. Our test subjects were cooperative and offered a wide array of human noises, ranging from intense percussive passages to shrill operatic vocalizations.