Monday, February 27, 2023

PHS 017 | Fright in Fribourg

Report No.: PHS-017

Report Name: "Fright in Fribourg"

Report By: DX5


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Transmission Start: 02.27.2023, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 02.28.2023, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 46°49'20.6"N 7°10'20.2"E


Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (3):

Blaise Yerly - a human of Fribourg, Switzerland

Franz Treichler - a human of Fribourg, Switzerland

Maxime Hänsenberger - a human of Fribourg, Switzerland


2-  Protocol
The abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis. To procure these specimens, the Sombrero followed a route from Geneva to Lausanne and Vevey following the north shore of Lake Geneva.

3-  Results

[ Intro Songs: Elvis Aloys "How", Jof & The Ram "Vie Belle" ]

[ Abductee 1: ]

  1. Doc Flippers "Human Pork"
  2. Leopardo "Happiness"
  3. Elvis Aloys "Flowers"
  4. Grave Dohl "My Baby / Cooking Like An Idiot / Grow Up / Shirley"
  5. Forse "What about chocolate"
  6. Leopardo "Chinese Army"
  7. Doc Flippers "Human Pork"
  8. Doc Flippers "Terrible II"
  9. Julien Papen "Eternal time"
  10. Julien Papen "Procrastination"
  11. Elvis Aloys "Yellow Water"
[ Abductee 2: Franz Treichler ]
  1. Jof & The Ram "3ème Guerre"
  2. Jof & The Ram "Aux Chiottes"
  3. The Young Gods "La fille de la mort"
  4. The Young Gods "Longue route"
  5. Schizoids "Randalier"
  6. Schizoids "Zerstör"
  7. The Young Gods "Nous de la Lune"
  8. The Young Gods "Did You Miss Me"

[ Abductee 3: Maxime Hänsenberger ]
  1. Convulsif "Everyone Will Fail"
  2. Convulsif "Buried Between one"
  3. Convulsif "Reason of Sleep"
[ Closing Song: Elvis Aloys "Memory" ]

4-  Conclusions

Our excursion to Fribourg, Switzerland was pleasurable and successful. We identified three test subjects which provided us with a wide range of curious sonic artifacts, ranging from bedroom slacker rock music to weirdo industrial to blackened avant-garde metal.

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