PHS 020 | Mischief in Mulhouse

Report No.: PHS-020

Report Name: "Mischief in Mulhouse"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 03.20.2023, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 03.21.2023, 00:00 PST

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1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (3):

Dany Muringer - a human of Mulhouse, Alsace, France

Sebastien Borgo - a human of Mulhouse, Alsace, France

Jeremy Ledda - a human of Mulhouse, Alsace, France

2-  Protocol

The abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis. To procure these specimens, the Sombrero followed a route from Belfort eastward to Mulhouse.

3-  Results

[ Intro Songs: (1) Les Vandales "Kill em all", (2) Les Vandales "Society's oppression", (3) Russian Roulette "J'ai tout oublié"]

[ Abductee 1: Dany Muringer ]

1. Géranium "S' battellied"
2. Géranium "Schlof Kindele Schlof"
3. Géranium "Es Traijt E Schwarzbrün Maidele"

[ Abductee 2: Sebastien Borgo ]

1. Ravin "Black Dog"
2. Sun Plexus "GRAN'PA IS MAD"
3. Micro_penis "Kolossal Abschluss"
4. Ravin "La Collezione di Franck Zito"
5. Ravin "Montagnes de Sucre"
6. Sun Plexus "Ventilator"

[ Abductee 3: Jeremy Ledda ]

1. HMMM "Don't You Know?"
2. HMMM "Tu dis"
3. HMMM "Outside"
4. Pauwels "Bogey"
5. Pauwels "Singe"
6. Pauwels "Beelzebub"
7. Pauwels "Serpent"

[ Abductee Recap ]

1. Géranium "Am Hemmel Steht E Starn"
2. Micro_Penis "Le Procès D'Eddie Quist"
3. HMMM "La Nature Harmolodique"
4. Pauwels "La Une"

[ Closing Songs: (1) Les Vandales "Loup-Garou", (2) Embrume "Douceur Étrangère"]

4-  Conclusions

We had a fruitful experience extracting sounds from the town of Mulhouse. We identified three test subjects from which we extracted sounds ranging from experimental post-punk to Alsacian traditional folk songs.