PHS 003 | Vermont Visitation

Report No.: PHS-003

Report Name: "Vermont Visitation"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 11.21.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 11.22.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 44°33'00.4"N 73°17'23.4"W

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (5):

• Chris Weisman - a human of Brattleboro, VT, USA
• Ruth Garbus - a human of Brattleboro, VT, USA
• Nick Dentico - a human of East Montpelier, VT, USA
• J.B. LeDoux - a human of Burlington, VT, USA
• Joey Agresta - a human of Burlington, VT, USA

2-  Protocol

Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing via The Proboscis.

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Blanche Blanche Blanche - "Time to Remember" ]

[ Abductee 1: Chris Weisman ]

1. Chris Weisman - "Ryan Power"
2. Better Psychics - "Vision of a Stranger (Normal)"
3. Better Psychics - "What is Rule?"
4. Chris Weisman - "Sidesaddle on the Sun"
5. Chris Weisman - "Maya Properties"

[ Abductee 2: Ruth Garbus ]

1. Feathers - "Ulna"
2. Ruth Garbus - "Video Piano"
3. Ruth Garbus - "June"
4. Ruth Garbus - "Pain"

[ Abductee 3: Nick Dentico ]

1. nd dentico - "At Mallory Brook"
2. nd dentico - "Field Recording Cut Up"

[Recordings Collected by Jarvis - Buch Spieler Records]

1. Jazzin' Hell - "unlisted"
2. The Kon-taks - "One of These Days"
3. Wards - "Digger"
4. Happy Jawbone Family Band - "TREAT YR MAMA RIGHT"
5. Happy Jawbone Family Band - "The Wrong Wings"
6. Blanche Blanche Blanche - "That's Siberia"
7. Surrender to the Air - "And Furthermore"
8. Jazzin' Hell - "Moon Tune (Live)"

[ Abductee 4: J.B. LeDoux ]

1. Jo Bled - "Positude! Part 1"
2. Jo Bled - "Live @ CoS 4 26 22 w- Jay Blanchard"

[ Abductee 5: Joey Agresta ] 

1. Joey Agresta - "Jerks"
2. Joey Agresta - "I Dream of Love"
3. Son of Salami - "Wonderful World"
4. Son of Salami - "Frozen Town"
5. Son of Salami - "Baby Mayo"
6. Salami Junior - "Get Me Out of America"

[ Closing Songs: (1) The Lentils -  "A Theory of Drowning" ]

[                (2) Blanche Blanche Blanche - "The River" ]

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Vermont was found to be sufficient. The musicians in this region have a penchant for tinkering with cassette equipment to achieve peculiar low-fidelity sonic results - spanning from off-beat folk songs to noise improvisations on hand-crafted instruments. The crew of the Sombrero found these artifacts charming and pleasing to the ear.