PHS 004 | Quest Québécois

Report No.: PHS-004

Report Name: "Quest Québécois"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 11.28.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 11.29.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 47°27'43.7"N 72°47'26.2"W

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (5):

• Christopher Rigsby - a human of Plattburgh, NY, USA
• Philippe Lalanne - a human of Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, QC, CAN
• David Blouin - a human of Drummondville, QC, CAN
• Pierre Brouillette-Hamelin - a human of Trois-Rivieres, QC, CAN
• ReliefCook - a human of La Tuque, QC, CAN

2-  Protocol

Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis.

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Lemon Gold & The Sneaky Snakes - "Getting Drunk at Graceland" ]

[ Abductee 1: Christopher Rigsby ]

1. Our Holy Orgasmic Cosmic Rays - "Baby Sale"
2. Lemon Gold & The Sneaky Snakes - "Lenin Cracks Nuts"
3. Our Holy Orgasmic Cosmic Rays - "Death Rides a Pale Duck"
4. Lemon Gold & The Sneaky Snakes - "Wop Doo Time"
5. Lemon Gold & The Sneaky Snakes - "Hiding in the Shower"

[ Abductee 2: Philippe Lalanne ]

1. Philippe Lalanne - "Never Forget"
2. Philippe Lalanne - "Coup de foudre"
3. Philippe Lalanne - "Amertume"

[ Abductee 3: David Blouin ]

1. Crystal Grunt - "Alien Observer"
2. David Blouin Trio - "Hell"
3. Mo Masaya & David Blouin - "Oracle Divination"
4. Crystal Grunt - "The Calm After the Storm"

[ Abductee 4: Pierre Brouillette-Hamelin ]

1. Pierre Brouillette-Hamelin - "Le malaise international"
2. Pierre Brouillette-Hamelin - "La vallee des miettes"
3. Pierre Brouillette-Hamelin - "Reve premonitoire"

[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]

1. Evolution Phase 1 - "Theme pour La Mort"
2. L'infonie - "Paix Prelude"
3. L'infonie - "Paix Section 1-17"

[ Abductee 5: ReliefCook ] 

1. ReliefCook - "les fabuleux details"
2. RXDXCTXD - "6737 drone grazer"
3. ReliefCook - "ca sonne comme 3 mains"
4. RXDXCTXD - "5785 grinding teeth"

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Quebec was found to be sufficient. The musicians from this region that we abducted tended toward extended moody soundscapes and utilized the French language.