PHS 008 | Plunder of Poitiers

Report No.: PHS-008

Report Name: "Plunder of Poitiers"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 12.26.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 12.27.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 46°06'41.2"N 1°12'18.7"W

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (5):

• Fabrice Favriou - a human of Poitiers, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
• Antoine Hubineau - a human of Poitiers, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
• Benoît Jarlan - a human of Niort, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
• Lionel Jarlan - a human of Niort, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
• Bernard Massi - a human of La Rochelle, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France

2-  Protocol

Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis. The following route was taken by the starship Sombrero: Bressuire -> Poitiers -> Niort -> La Rochelle.

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Noël Nickel - "120 BT/Mn"]

[ Abductee 1: Fabrice Favriou ]

1. Derviche - "Sequence VI"
2. Jean-Luc Petit, Jérémy Baysse, Fabrice Favriou - "Écorchure"

[ Abductee 2: Antoine Hubineau ]

1. Antoine Hubineau - "Salient"
2. Antoine Hubineau - "Antagonie"

[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]

1. Des Traces "Chroniques Du Vent"
2. Zoa3 "Bavards barbares"
3. Moop "Eule"
4. Des Traces "Façon D'Éveillés"
5. Nefastes "Urss"

[ Abductees 3 & 4: Benoît & Lionel Jarlan ] 

1. Ptôse Production - "Effritt"
2. Ptôse - "Night Of The Reptiles #1"
3. Ptôse - "Night Of The Reptiles #2"
4. Ptôse Production - "La Marche Des Sauriens !"
5. Ptôse - "Boule (Viens Ici) !"

[ Abductee 5: Bernard Massi ]

1. Fatal Looping - "Le Chant de la Paleine Plancha"
2. Fatal Looping - "J'habite ici"
3. Fatal Looping - "Nous sommes tous Fascinés"

[ Closing Song: The Art Ensemble of Chicago - "Chant"]

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Poitiers, France was deemed sufficient based on our research. Our aural exploration of the northern part of Nouvelle-Aquitaine introduced us to a wide variety of Homo sonicus specimens, ranging from minimalist electronic artists to free jazz guitarists.

PHS 007 | No Nantesense

Report No.: PHS-007

Report Name: "No Nantesense"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 12.19.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 12.20.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 47°10'17.0"N 1°27'11.0"W

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (4):

Will Guthrie - a human of Nantes, Pays de la Loire, France

Hervé Thomas - a human of Nantes, Pays de la Loire, France

Alice Dourlen - a human of Nantes, Pays de la Loire, France

Ronan Courty - a human of Nantes, Pays de la Loire, France

2-  Protocol

Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis.

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Cambouis - "J'attends Qu'elle Ait Ses 15 Ans" ]

[ Abductee 1: Will Guthrie ]

1. Will Guthrie - "Lit 1+2"
2. Will Guthrie - "Slakes"
3. Will Guthrie - "Stones"

[ Abductee 2: Hervé Thomas ]

1. Hint - "Cat's Beloved Places"
2. Jug - "E.E.G."
3. Hint - "Foetus Anxiety"
4. Hint - "The Fish & the Fisher"
5. Jug - "heAD"

[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]

1. Toxik Trash - "Learn By Yourself"
2. Zigzag - "Variations"
3. Zig Zag - "My Lady Sun"
4. Dün - "Arrakis (Demo '78)"
5. Néron - "Untitled 02"
6. Ectoplasm - "Tiny Heaven"

[ Abductee 3: Alice Dourlen ] 

1. Folle Eglise - "Anna's Present 4"
2. Chicaloyoh - "The Skeleton"
3. Chicaloyoh - "Boli Armenii"
4. Smile - "Faute de quoi"
5. Folle Eglise - "Anna's Present 6"

[ Abductee 4: Ronan Courty ]

1. Actuum - "1E"
2. No Tongues - "Parrandada De Entroido Do Canizo (feat. Elsa Corre)"

[ Closing Song: Hint - "Unlocked" ]

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Nantes, France was more than adequate. Our aural exploration of this city led us through realms of free-jazz infused noise rock, spacious psychedelia, and gamelan-inspired percussion.

PHS 006 | Blitzing Brittany

Report No.: PHS-006

Report Name: "Blitzing Brittany"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 12.12.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 12.13.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 48°01'37.0"N 1°37'20.5"W

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (4):

Christophe Mevel - a human of Brest, Brittany, France

Erwan Keravec - a human of Brest, Brittany, France

Brigitte Fontaine - a human of Morlaix, Brittany, France

Daniel Paboeuf - a human of Rennes, Brittany, France

2-  Protocol

Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis.

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Franz Kultur et les Kramés - "appuies sur le bouton" ]

[ Abductee 1: Christophe Mevel ]

1. TÅNK - "Landslag"
2. The Dale Cooper Quartet & The Dictaphones - "Ignescence Black-Bass Recule"
3. TÅNK - "Kino Art"

[ Abductee 2: Erwan Keravec ]

1. Erwan Keravec - "Urban Pipes II, Pt. I"
2. Erwan Keravec - "Furioso and Noisily"
3. Luft - "Naked 2000 Volts"

[ Abductee 3: Brigitte Fontaine ]

1. Brigitte Fontaine - "Comme à la radio"
2. Brigitte Fontaine - "Il pleut"
3. Areski Belkacem - "Petit sapin"
4. Stereolab - "Calimero"

[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]

1. Kristen Noguès - "Ar Gemenerez"
2. Annkrist - "Ma tête"
3. Les Atlas - "Orange Fire"
4. Salaun Ar Foll - "Patronez Douz Ar Folgoat"
5. Storlok - "Gwerz marv Jorj Jackson"
6. Marquis de Sade - "Skin Disease"
7. Franz Kultur et les Kramés - "L'espion"
8. Franz Kultur et les Kramés - "Explorateur pervers"
9. End of Data - "If I'm Not A Killer"
10. End of Data - "Follow Me and So"

[ Abductee 4: Daniel Paboeuf ] 

1. Kan Digor - "Tune for Dan"
2. Kan Digor - "Croonardise"
3. Purée Dure - "Où Vous êtes"
4. Kan Digor - "Pour Ornette"

[ Closing Song: Brigitte Fontaine - "Rififi" ]

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Brittany, France was found to be sufficient. The musical artifacts we procured from this region were heavily inflected with the region's Celtic history and musical traditions, often incorporating the language of Breton and instruments such as bagpipe.

PHS 005 | Newfound Lands

Report No.: PHS-005

Report Name: "Newfound Lands"

Report By: DX5

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Transmission Start: 12.05.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 12.06.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 46°20'37.8"N 47°15'00.9"W

Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (6):

• Thomas Dakin Perron - a human of Saguenay, QC, CAN
• Eric Normand - a human of Rimouski, QC, CAN
• Poopy Beluga Project - a human of Gander, NL, CAN
• Aaron Powell - a human of Glovertown, NL, CAN
• Kira Sheppard - a human of St. John's, NL, CAN
• Bert Power - a human of St. John's, NL, CAN

2-  Protocol

Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis.

3-  Results

[ Intro Song: seven nine mystics - "gambo line" ]

[ Abductee 1: Thomas Dakin Perron ]

1. Crapaud - "Swineterlude"
2. Crapaud - "Your Feet"
3. Cure-Pipe - "Wiseman"
4. De Laine - "Fermeture"
5. Cure-Pipe "O.U.I."
6. Crapaud - "End of Transmission"

[ Abductee 2: Eric Normand ]

1. Le GGRIL - "L'impatience du grand Heron"
2. Le GGRIL - "Ice Pill Sabotage"

[ Abductee 3: Poopy Beluga Project ]

1. Poopy Beluga Project & Meatnap - "Anticholinergic Waltz"
2. Poopy Beluga Project - "Industial society and its future"
3. Poopy Beluga Project & Meatnap - "If I Was the Scout from Tea Eff Too"
4. Poopy Beluga Project & Meatnap - "Clean Vines to Show Your Grandma"
5. Poopy Beluga Project - "Fuhrer of Gander"

[ Abductee 4: Aaron Powell ]

1. Fog Lake - "Losing Feeling"
2. Fog Lake - "Jitterbug"
3. Fog Lake - "Andy"
4. Fog Lake - "Years Pass"

[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]

1. Schizoid - "Obnoxious Attitude"
2. Schizoid - "Death Deliverer"
3. The Reaction - "The Kid's Arrived"
4. The Ducats - "Off the Hook"
5. The Robinovitches - "Once Shiny"
6. The Robinovitches - "Edgy Bits"
7. JLEMA - "什麼時候"
8. Droners//Newfoundland - "Two"

[ Abductee 5: Kira Sheppard ] 

1. Kira Sheppard - "A Walk in the Rain"
2. Kira Sheppard - "Baby Yaga's Journey Under the Covered Bridge"
3. Kira Sheppard - "Idlewild"
4. Kira Sheppard - "Meow"

[ Abductee 6: Bert Power ] 

1. B.C. Power - "Like Smoke"
2. B.C. Power & Chris Pond - "Amestris"
3. B.C. Power - "Avondale​/​/​Arnold's Cove"
4. B.C. Power & Chris Pond - "The Ape and The Apis"

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Newfoundland, Canada was found to be sufficient. The musical artifacts we procured from this region were dreamy and enchanting, and evoked nostalgia of lifetimes as humans which we have never lived.