Report No.: PHS-008
Report Name: "Plunder of Poitiers"
Report By: DX5
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Transmission Start: 12.26.2022, 22:00 PST
Transmission End: 12.27.2022, 00:00 PST
Current Ship Coords: 46°06'41.2"N 1°12'18.7"W
Report
1- Materials & Methods
Homo Sonicus Specimens (5):
- Fabrice Favriou - a human of Poitiers, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
- Antoine Hubineau - a human of Poitiers, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
- Benoît Jarlan - a human of Niort, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
- Lionel Jarlan - a human of Niort, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
- Bernard Massi - a human of La Rochelle, Nouvelle-Aquitaine, France
2- Protocol
Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis. The following route was taken by the starship Sombrero: Bressuire -> Poitiers -> Niort -> La Rochelle.
3- Results
[ Intro Song: Noël Nickel - "120 BT/Mn"]
[ Abductee 1: Fabrice Favriou ]
- Derviche - "Sequence VI"
- Jean-Luc Petit, Jérémy Baysse, Fabrice Favriou - "Écorchure"
[ Abductee 2: Antoine Hubineau ]
- Antoine Hubineau - "Salient"
- Antoine Hubineau - "Antagonie"
[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]
- Des Traces "Chroniques Du Vent"
- Zoa3 "Bavards barbares"
- Moop "Eule"
- Des Traces "Façon D'Éveillés"
- Nefastes "Urss"
[ Abductees 3 & 4: Benoît & Lionel Jarlan ]
- Ptôse Production - "Effritt"
- Ptôse - "Night Of The Reptiles #1"
- Ptôse - "Night Of The Reptiles #2"
- Ptôse Production - "La Marche Des Sauriens !"
- Ptôse - "Boule (Viens Ici) !"
[ Abductee 5: Bernard Massi ]
- Fatal Looping - "Le Chant de la Paleine Plancha"
- Fatal Looping - "J'habite ici"
- Fatal Looping - "Nous sommes tous Fascinés"
[ Closing Song: The Art Ensemble of Chicago - "Chant"]
4- Conclusions
The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Poitiers, France was deemed sufficient based on our research. Our aural exploration of the northern part of Nouvelle-Aquitaine introduced us to a wide variety of Homo sonicus specimens, ranging from minimalist electronic artists to free jazz guitarists.