Tuesday, December 13, 2022

PHS 006 | Blitzing Brittany

Report No.: PHS-006

Report Name: "Blitzing Brittany"

Report By: DX5


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Transmission Start: 12.12.2022, 22:00 PST

Transmission End: 12.13.2022, 00:00 PST

Current Ship Coords: 48°01'37.0"N 1°37'20.5"W


Report

1-  Materials & Methods

Homo Sonicus Specimens (4):

Christophe Mevel - a human of Brest, Brittany, France

Erwan Keravec - a human of Brest, Brittany, France

Brigitte Fontaine - a human of Morlaix, Brittany, France

Daniel Paboeuf - a human of Rennes, Brittany, France


2-  Protocol
Abductees were subjected to extensive auditory probing using The Proboscis.


3-  Results

[ Intro Song: Franz Kultur et les Kramés - "appuies sur le bouton" ]

[ Abductee 1: Christophe Mevel ]

  1. TÅNK - "Landslag"
  2. The Dale Cooper Quartet & The Dictaphones - "Ignescence Black-Bass Recule"
  3. TÅNK - "Kino Art"
[ Abductee 2: Erwan Keravec ]
  1. Erwan Keravec - "Urban Pipes II, Pt. I"
  2. Erwan Keravec - "Furioso and Noisily"
  3. Luft - "Naked 2000 Volts"

[ Abductee 3: Brigitte Fontaine ]

  1. Brigitte Fontaine - "Comme à la radio"
  2. Brigitte Fontaine - "Il pleut"
  3. Areski Belkacem - "Petit sapin"
  4. Stereolab - "Calimero"
[Recordings Collected by Jarvis]
  1. Kristen Noguès - "Ar Gemenerez"
  2. Annkrist - "Ma tête"
  3. Les Atlas - "Orange Fire"
  4. Salaun Ar Foll - "Patronez Douz Ar Folgoat"
  5. Storlok - "Gwerz marv Jorj Jackson"
  6. Marquis de Sade - "Skin Disease"
  7. Franz Kultur et les Kramés - "L'espion"
  8. Franz Kultur et les Kramés - "Explorateur pervers"
  9. End of Data - "If I'm Not A Killer"
  10. End of Data - "Follow Me and So"


[ Abductee 4: Daniel Paboeuf ] 
  1. Kan Digor - "Tune for Dan"
  2. Kan Digor - "Croonardise"
  3. Purée Dure - "Où Vous êtes"
  4. Kan Digor - "Pour Ornette"
[ Closing Song: Brigitte Fontaine - "Rififi" ]

4-  Conclusions

The ratio of subspecies Homo sonicus in relation to the broader Homo sapiens population of Brittany, France was found to be sufficient. The musical artifacts we procured from this region were heavily inflected with the region's Celtic history and musical traditions, often incorporating the language of Breton and instruments such as bagpipe.

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